I just had this conversation about pancakes with Prince Conjure.

Prince: I'm gonna go grab some bananas, mix up some pancake batter, put em both in a blender, and make some banana pancakes.

Me: Why would you do that? Just slice the bananas and put the chunks in the batter.

Prince: But then I'll just have banana chunks in my pancakes.

Me: That's the way to do it!

Prince: No, but if I blend it up, I get banana in every bite.

Me: You greedy fuck!

Prince: What?!

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